Quote for the day

“I cant believe you just did that Daddy”

Oh come on.

I said yesterday, we moved rooms, well it just so happens, that if I vault over the balcony (ground floor remember),  walk through some bushes, about 5 metres, there is a nice kids pool. Perfect for a midnight swim.

Daddy no!

Too late baby.

As I do it, there are some other guys larging it in the sea. Disgusting behaviour. At least I use a pool to large.

As I large, well swim a length- very refreshing actually, I can hear a woman shouting in a Northern Accent “I’ll see you’s tomorrow”.

I don’t know if she meant me or the people in the sea, but she sounded really pissed off. Perhaps envying my physique. Hey baby.

Tomorrow we go to Eden. The club to the “reclaim the dance floor night”. And the hippy market, where we can browse for trinkets made by people that believe in free love.

What kind of Dad am I really for taking my daughter to the hippy market.

Until tomorrow.

(If mad Northern Woman hasn’t got me)

Ah, on my familliar keyboard now….

That’s better.

EDUCATING ASHLEA

Ashee asked me about Spanish, and I enlightened her with my instant translation from English to Spanish, just add “os” to the end of everything.

Tabacos

Beeros

Foodos

What you staring at. Os.

Kinda works.

We moved room. On the first night, we could still hear people larging it, at 5 in the morning. Not that I dislike that sound, I find the sound of a “party in the distance” kinda comforting , like rain against the window, but this was a bit different. All the normal largers had gone home, and just a few weird ones with a strange look in their eye were left. Not good or conducive to my beauty sleep, so we moved to the sister hotel next door, downstairs, with a sea view, and a nice balcony, with REALLY loud crickets, and a beautiful nighttime view, with all the boats lit up. Glorious.

Hired a car yesterday morning.

Got my first parking ticket in the evening.

What’s the similarity between a traffic warden and a stork.

They can both stick their bills up their assos.

Quote of the day “You complete slapper” Don’t ask.

Ashlea decided to see what it was really like to pretend to be a rabbit in headlights.

Ashlea and Jane from The Pink Panther bar (Ashlea does not work there. Yet.)

Ibiza at dusk. Perfect time for a rousing chorus of "Show me the way to go home". They love it.

Darn this keyboard, its not quite the same as the ones in the UK,  i can do a <, but not the opposite, and to get the “at” as in the a with a squiggle ampersand, theres a weird move that i have not mastered yet.

//// Ah there´s the bloody forward slash.

Any way, a young at heart me on holiday in Ibiza with a 16 year old cool daughter, Ashlea. Hmmm, a volatile combo possibly. So we decided to blog about it and do quote fço the day. That word was meant to be “for” but i left it in to show the cute accent underneath.

I will buy a digital camera tonight and upload some piccies, but in the meantime, I enclose a piccie of the hotel, (you need to click on the link, I cannot upload piccies here) which incidentally as we walked in  last night at 3 in the morning smelled of sick.

http://www.tobook.com/photos/6676_club-san-remo-sestanyol%20SAN%20REMO3.jpg

I said “That´s sick” and Ashlea thinking I was speaking Teen said “Whats good about it?!”

So our tale begins about 12 hours ago when we were at Luton airport, dropped off by Mum and Dad, (thanks guys), and we saw a bus. Waiting about 3 paces from where we were dropped off at. Now being a London lad, and being used to things being on the big side at airports, we figured that it was the bus to take us to the terminal building I mean come on Heathrow and Gatwick have whole perimeter roads for goodness sake. so we dutifully got on the bus.

Ashlea, ever observant, noticed after a while:

1. Luton was a bloody big airport, and this was a long drive.

2 Luton airport was pretty and all encompassing including on our drive, beautiful fields, cute country pubs, the odd herd of cows.

Either that, or…..

Inspector Clouseau would be proud!

20 minutes later, we pulled up in the official airport long term park and ride. 20 minutes away from the terminal. We could have walked it in all of 2 minutes.

“Scuse me m8″ whch bus goes back first.”

“That one. Where you parked?

“Ummmmmm”

Nice flight, we sat next to a nice lady called “Maureen” who told us about her friends that owned 2 bars opposite where we were staying, one of which is called The Pink Panther.

So we arrive, and decide to go over the Pink Panther.

Quote for the day from me to Ashlea

“Where the f— did you learn to neck shots like that??”

More tomorrow.

Ooerr missus

Gorgeous. And that's just me.

…and a very nice interview to boot…..

Introducing Nicola Cairncross, who is going to be a regular on our show, and I am very excited about it. She is an author, speaker, wealth coach, and business mentor (inner and outer game).

She rocks.

She was mentored by Gill Fielding (remember Secret millionaire), so a very good heritage here. I like to bring you only the best of course!

I have been aware of her work for a while actually, I bought her book “The Money Gym”, a few years back, which is a complete and concise financial education (and WHY don’t we get taught this at school!!), from the different ways to make money over and above your job, cash flow management, and the all important beliefs and mindset.

In the light of the financial situation right now, she has re written it, and I am excited to pore over it again. I asked the question “Is it still possible to do well now”, and she answered “Yes…” Now that’s the kind of inspiration I want to hear. Don’t you?

And she walks her talk, she mastered these skills while being at home with her 2 young children.

I thought she was very cool, and I am sure you will too- have a listen.

Do leave questions for her on the blog comments, what do you want to know.

In a caravan with someone who insists on singing poor versions of Christophe Cross records. So just for you Jeanne (karaoke Queen)

Will post some holiday picies later.

OK, reviewing Social Money Magnet right now, seems to tick all the boxes for me, as I am social, and a money magnet.

OK, well just social…

OK, well:)

and cherry picker as well, the latest hot one from Ryan Deiss.

More as I see more, looks good so far.

…and a very nice interview to boot…..

Introducing Nicola Cairncross, who is going to be a regular on our show, and I am very excited about it. She is an author, speaker, wealth coach, and business mentor (inner and outer game).

She rocks.

She was mentored by Gill Fielding (remember Secret millionaire), so a very good heritage here. I like to bring you only the best of course!

I have been aware of her work for a while actually, I bought her book “The Money Gym”, a few years back, which is a complete and concise financial education (and WHY don’t we get taught this at school!!), from the different ways to make money over and above your job, cash flow management, and the all important beliefs and mindset.

In the light of the financial situation right now, she has re written it, and I am excited to pore over it again. I asked the question “Is it still possible to do well now”, and she answered “Yes…” Now that’s the kind of inspiration I want to hear. Don’t you?

And she walks her talk, she mastered these skills while being at home with her 2 young children.

I thought she was very cool, and I am sure you will too- have a listen.

Do leave questions for her on the blog comments, what do you want to know.

Oh, the link for the special offer is here by the way.

Wow, its hot, its as hot as Kylie Minogues inner thigh. Do hope you like the metaphor.

Had quite an exciting week last week, I fond out that me and Nicky were going to be compering the Sandown event, the line up is awesome, have a look http://www.summerlivemusicfest.com/, seriously, its an awesome line up, and I hope to see you there. Believe it or not, it is a fundraiser for a local charity, and the story of how the guy organised an event of this size is quite inspirational. I may blog about it another day.

Of, and it looks like me and DJ Mick Brown will be going back into clubland- excellent, more on that soon.

Hi to Sarah-Jane, who asked me to post this wind up from Marky B online, here it is , enjoy!

I wonder if a security company would deal with, umm, personal insecurity.

Well folks here it is in all its glory, me, Scouting for Girls, the Saturdays and some VERY sexy cars!

WHY wont you buy me one again?

O Lord wont you buy me a Mercedes Benz

Scouting for cars?

She will be mine, O yes...

 

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